I haven't posted in a while. Nothing really i wish to say publicly.
So, tonight i had my friend over for a sleepover. True to form, we watched a movie (a sleepover staple!) Unfortunatley the movie we chose was The scorpion King, and it was the biggest pile of bullshit I have EVER watched. It had very little in the way of plot, acting, or anythign else for that matter. As far as i can tell, the basic plot is assasin dude is sent to kill somone, falls in love with one of his targets, kills the other, and gets his ass kicked by ninjas. Seriously.
We also decided that the 'hero' of the film is the black counterpart of Chuck Norris - Nuck Chorris, who is only awesome at night so he blends in. Even if he did get his ass kicked by ants, ninjas, and a scrawny medieval version of todays WoW addicts. It was about 1h30 long i think, but it felt like half an hour it was so bad, i think i forgot huge chunks already. Oh - he got hit with a poison arrow, and wrenched another one out of his back and fired it at his enemy, killing him. How realistic *rolls eyes*.
That'll be all for tonight, internet =]
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I think I am not ever gonna attempt to watch this movie XD Maybe just force somebody else to do it for fun.
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Lol. We are slightly awesome. We are slightly awesome. We are slightly awesome. I wonder what happened to 'nothing can beat a ninja except a ninja' when Chuck Norris came around.
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